The woman who drove a car through her ex’s funeral and vandalized a statue of Jesus.

Dani Erinn
3 min readJun 17, 2024

Blair Whitten(28) made some unfortunate choices in the year 2021. Her known crimes began with the vandalism of a statue of Jesus Christ in the courtyard of a Catholic church in Fargo, North Dakota.

Shortly after that in July of 2021, Whitten recklessly drove a car through the funeral of her ex boyfriend. She faced many charges in addition to these crimes such as possession of drug paraphernalia and terrorizing.

Image of Jesus Christ statue from the St. Mary’s Cathedral in Fargo, North Dakota.

The reason for Whitten’s vandalism of the Jesus status remains unknown, but we do know that she was using illegal substances at the time.

Whitten was charged by the Fargo Municipal Court and faced a class B misdemeanor for criminal mischief. Whitten was accused of spray painting the statue’s face black on April 17th, 2021.

Then statue has since been cleaned and returned to its former glory.

Cashing a car through her ex’s funeral

One of the worst ways to show remorse for a dead ex-boyfriend is by running a car over the graves of random people at their funeral.

Whitten reports she was sitting in her car near where the funeral was taking place when some of the ex’s family approached her car. Whitten told police that she…

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Dani Erinn

I love writing true crime and fascinating stories about humans.